"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
Didnt I say you were grounded
since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again
*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out
How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?
Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*